Would you invite me over for Thanksgiving?

I want to turn myself into food so ill be the pie or the turkey or whatever you want me to be. after i turn into the food you want me to be do i have to be eaten?



Would you invite me over for Thanksgiving?
magic diet pill so I can lose the weight after I gain into a size 5(size 1-2 now)
Reply:Sure. Weirdo's are a relief sometimes.
Reply:as long as you don't make a doodie on the floor.